Farris and Tom like to hit on chicks and be obnoxious. While Tom is just being an asshole, Farris thinks he's a nice guy but ends up being an asshole when he chases the next skirt. They both work at Weis/Mr.Z's.

Farris has reddish-brown hair and brown eyes, sideburns, lots of freckles, tall and square, got meat on his bones. He's good with people and has a bump in his big nose.

Tom is short and has a round face, almond eyes, an asian nose. His hair is bleached white-blonde on top and is crinkly, while his sideburns (smaller than Farris' and the bottom half of the back of his head are dark dark brown. He's an ass, smokes cigarettes and weed, drinks, likes to fuck around and act like a homo to make Farris uncomfortable. Might secretly like it. Bad with people, has a real bitter/angry-turn-apathetic streak.

There are some okay pictures of them on my livejournal.